They shoot each other and act like complete idiots. She is forced to work as an escort for this… mob? They are like a group of men who stand in the middle of the street with guns. There’s this lady who works at a solar panel company who gets laid off because the evil businessmen don’t like solar panels. One of the characters literally pushes over someone in a wheelchair. The people are mean to a laughable level. They are either super good, or super horrible. Everyone in this movie is either one of the two, good or evil. He comes to earth and punishes the evil and rewards the good. There’s nothing more omnipotent than that! In this one, Neil Breen is a God alien who is disappointed in the human species. In this film, Neil Breen plays alien space techno Jesus. There’s really not much to say for this movie. Neil Breen and everyone around him is a horrible actor. Now if you watch this film, or any Breen film for that matter, you will realize why they are so funny. As usual, Neil Breen handles these delicate scenes with the grace of a five year old on a sugar rush. The movie has tons of emotional scenes due to this internal conflict. He has to overcome his depression about his dead lover. This amazing hacker does have one faint flaw. Nobody can stop him because of his hacking magic. In this movie, Neil Breen plays a hacker who lives in the desert and hacks the government. You can definitely tell this is his first film because it is by far the least interesting one. Let’s start with his first film “Double Down”. Every one of his films is “deep” and “existential.” For a film to convey these types of themes, it has to be done with grace, and Neil Breen does not do this. Not only does Breen play the main character in all his movies, his character is always a Christ allegory. Today, I am only going to be talking about his first three films, “Fateful Findings”, “Double Down”, and “I am here… Now”. In each film, Neil Breen also plays the primary character. Neil Breen is a Indie film maker who has made a total of 4 films. Neil Breen is quite possibly one of the funniest personalities I have come across on the internet. Now, after reading my title you might be thinking to yourself “Who is Neil Breen?” Well, I pity you, uninformed reader. The man, the myth, the legend Neil Breen. In this story I will be talking about, in my opinion, the worst director of all time.
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